Survivor:Abridged

I've been watching Survivor since the very beginning. I was 15 when it first aired. Back then, I stated that I'd watch Survivor for 30 seasons if that's how long it ran. I was trying to exaggerate for effect, but as Survivor is in the midst of its 26th season, it might actually reach that milestone.

I'll watch it as long as it's on. I got your back, Survivor.

Anyway, I have a habit of letting shows pile up on my DVR, and then I'll just burn through them in one marathon session. This is obnoxious to those around me that watch the same shows and want to talk about said shows as they air. Last season, I did this procrastination dance with Survivor, and after each episode, I'd write an email to my Mom with a bullet pointed list of things that surprised me, what pissed me off, who I liked and didn't like, etc. It was a general recap of what went down that episode. We could then talk about the episode, and there was much rejoicing.

I personally would find such a recap useful if I didn't intend to view the episode or should I have no way to view it. (Some people still have shitty internet, yo. It happens.) Therefore, I'm taking my terse breakdowns to the internets. No one will likely read it, save perhaps my mother...BUT I will have watched the show promptly. I will have written about it, and to the question "Have you watched Survivor yet?", my answer can be an emphatic "YES, gah!". I'm four behind right now, I believe. Ready, set, GO!