Survivor Caramoan - Fans vs Favorites: Episode 4

Whoa. Starting right out the gate, back from Tribal Council, Reynold and Eddie, both being bitches. "Let's see how many challenges you win without us." says Eddie. Um...probably about the same amount because you're not exactly winning...anything. Y'all aren't God's gift to Survivor, despite what your mothers might have told you.

Over on the Favorites side...Phillip and Brandon: Two peas in a pod. You both think you're masterminds but everybody else just thinks you cray.

But what the hell do I know? People seem to legitimately appreciate having a name bestowed upon them and get mighty cranky when names are dispensed willy nilly. It's some kind of bizarre Survivor status symbol.

Reward Challenge time! Laura is surprisingly bad at stepping on handheld platforms. She looks like she's playing "The Floor is Lava" or like a cat about to be hucked in some water.

Fans lose, but Shamar doesn't notice. "That's what I'm talking about!" he yells. Yeah man, way to lose. Lose like a champ!

For their reward, the Favorites get a "Filipino Gollum" to show them how to cook food more better. Cochran is kind of jealous of his superior lady skills. lols

Back at Camp Mopey, Shamar says they need to start bringing him rice every day. WTF
AND THEY FUCKING DO IT! Double WTF!

Later...
Youch! Shamar chopped his eyeball up with some sand and gets taken out of the game.
The tribe makes like they're sad, but I don't believe their we'll miss you type words. Y'all were gonna vote his ass off. Don't lie.

Immunity Challenge
Damn...Brandon is very spry running across those floaty platforms.
Everybody else is kind of crap at it.
Laura's kind of bad at everything.
Reynold makes up a huge amount of time, but Phillip pulls it out.
Favorites are victorious!

The Fan alliance of wusses is starting to splinter. Laura's dragging you down, dudes. Take her out.

Tribal Counci, Reynold plays the Hidden Immunity Idol. It's kind of wasted. Laura gets ousted easily because they finally wised up. Good move, Fans. She was dragging you down.