Sunday, May 5, 2013

Survivor Caramoan - Fans vs Favorites: Episode 12

Reynold and Eddie are still standing. Like cockroaches, you two are.

Andrea keeps throwing Brenda's name around for elimination, and I don't like it. There's two perfectly good lambs for slaughter available. Slow your roll.

Survivor likes to keep people on their toes. They don't like you getting too comfortable with the routine. You just voted someone off, and tree mail arrives. You think it's about a Reward Challenge. Haha! No. Fuck you. Immunity Challenge time happens immediately. Survivor drops the mic. Survivor drops all the mics.

Immunity Challenge is a floaty triangle balance test.
My guess is that a girl will take this challenge. I'd like to see some Survivor stats on balance challenges. Girls clean up on those challenges, yo.



Eric and Eddie bail for a few donuts. I never quite understand why two people agree to go out at the same time during one of those temptations. You do realize that you get half the donuts now? I don't know why I'm so surprised. You two aren't exactly the sharpest knives in the drawer.
Cochran follows suit for some hotdogs. He doesn't really want the hotdogs. He's basically just pussing out.
Reynold saves his ass numerous times with a flaily dance. It's only a matter of time. You going down, bro.
Andrea and Brenda are the last two standing.
Brenda doesn't want to just bow out. I can respect that.
They stand up there so long they decide to make up their own next level rules and go at it. They'd probably be at it for days otherwise.
Brenda falls off after they both decide to lift their left foot. Andrea is safe, and as a reward, she gets a clue to find a newly hidden immunity idol.

As a condition of the let's just end this shit immunity truce, a promise was made to share the immunity idol clue. Andrea didn't want to share it with anybody, but since she had to share it with Brenda, she goes ahead and shares it with everybody in her "alliance".
They go out and look for it as a group. Field trip!
Eric actually finds the idol rather quickly and immediately hands it to Andrea. What a doofus. I don't think he's any wiser this time around.

The fact that Brenda was so formidable in that challenge painted the target on her back in Andrea's eyes even further. Stop it, you two!

Tribal Council time...
Huzzah! That bitch Reynold is finally voted out.

Andrea starts thinking more seriously that now may be the time to take Brenda or Dawn out and talks to Cochran about it.
Probably not the best of ideas as Cochran is no dummy. Cochran runs straight to Brenda and Dawn and rats her out. What a dick...

Immunity Challenge #2
Ropey water key ladder puzzle fun challenge.
Sherri is a non-factor, of course. Your incompetence amuses me.
It's a race between Brenda and Eric, basically.
Eric takes it. He didn't really need it.

The Andrea vs Brenda plan is still swirling around which bred the converse Brenda vs Andrea counterplan. You rat bastards. My two remaining favorites at any point in time are always warring with each other. If either of these two get voted out, my next "favorite" on deck will surely get in a feud with the incumbent favorite. *sigh*

Andrea talks to Eric about the anti-Brenda plan.
It cracks me up that Eric says "we have the idol" after talking to Andrea like you're some kind of unit. You have nothing. She will not give that to you, you dunderhead. Seriously...even mice have the capacity for learning.

Tribal Council
Reynold! What is up with that pedo-stache, bro.
It's votey time.
Brenda gets two, Eddie gets two, and Andrea gets two, to which she exclaims, "WHAT?!"
She should have used her immunity idol because she gets that third vote and is out...
Consarn it!

Alright Brenda, you're in my number one spot now. Your objective...take out Cochran. He's smart. You're smart. He's gonna turn on you. You gotta surround yourself with a band of merry idiots. Might I suggest Eric. Ah Eric Boosh!

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