Survivor Caramoan - Fans vs Favorites: Episode 11

"Now I never have to use the phrase Stealth-R-US ever again."
~Cochran

My sentiments exactly.

It's interesting returning from Tribal Council. No one even seems mad about this.

Morning comes, and it's kinda rough on everybody.
Everybody's hungry and full of sad feels.
Brenda kind of breaks down a little bit.

Food auction! Just in time.

Everybody is is super quick to bid $500 on stuff.
Malcolm buys a clue to another hidden immumity idol.
Andrea buys spaghetti and wine but gives it up when given the option to get beans and rice for the tribe.
Andrea is also good people.
Cochran buys an advantage in the next immunity challenge.
Brenda buys...pig brains and takes it back with her to eat. Get dat protein.
$20 will buy you a letter from home. Everybody who blew their money early feels like jackasses.
Eddie buys a bowl of peanut butter to be shared amongst everyone.

They all stuff their hands into this vat of peanut butter and smear it all over their faces and whatnot.
PLUS, when they get home...
I think it's hilarious that they all slough off their dirty hand peanut butter to save it for later.

Survivor peanut butter makes rational people disregard all concerns over sanitation and etiquette and has been known to make chicks get naked.
If you ever try to market Survivor Peanut Butter, feel free to use that as your slogan...or perhaps you might need to put it on some sort of warning label.

Back at camp, everybody that has their letters reads them and cries. Everybody that didn't get a letter cries on the inside. So many feels.

Reynold's trying to talk pretty to Sherri.
Funny since y'all hated each other for weeks.

Malcolm goes out looking for the idol in the middle of the night.
Andrea and Cochran catch him in the morning.
Andrea just sits around, preventing Malcolm from looking. lol

"You're like a little sister I can't get rid of."
~Malcolm

I enjoy this very much.

Immunity Challenge
Hold a rope tied to a big ass log that weighs 1/3rd of your starting body weight.
Wow! Cochran wins immunity...and after Eddie said that he's no physical threat.
Don't you look dumb...well, slightly more than usual.
Well worth it, that advantage. Well played, Cochran.

Cochran's a little cocky after the win though. Calm down, big boy.
Sherri's pretty flip floppy or at least open to the idea of being flip floppy. (That sounds gross.)
They want to vote Andrea.
Quit it. Quit it right now.

Dawn plays Eric with some Mom guilt. Yeah, you keep that goober in line.
Eric is wishy washy. Not sure what he'll do. He's been known to make bad decisions. (A bad decision that was probably my favorite moment in all of Survivor, by the way.)

Cochran has the right idea. Vote for someone completely. They have no idol. No splitty the votey.
Sherri hilariously thinks she's calling the shots. You're not calling the shots. You're a potential swing vote if certain people who are calling shots decide to split votes.
I guess it's that kind of lying to oneself that keeps you from wallowing in a pit of despair when you're bad at everything. Sherri boosh!

Tribal Council
Please don't split votes...
They split votes. 3 way tie!
You're lucky none of those flippy flopping wishy washers decided to jump ship.
A revote happens, and they apparently had a plan.
Damn...it's Malcolm...
You was my boy, man! Hate to see you go, but if you would have been successful, that means that bitch Reynold would have been successful as well...and that, I cannot abide.