Survivor Caramoan - Fans vs Favorites: Episode 5

Brandon's fucking crazy. That's the moral of this story. Telling people he wants to quit is only the beginning. He also fesses up to thinking about burning the shelter down and peeing in the beans. Yep. Crazy.

Morning comes and he's changed his mind. That's why you don't make these type of bullshit decisions out loud. Ponder them, bitch. You know it's gonna change. Well...at least WE know it's gonna change because we know you're out your damn mind. Wait five minutes.

Reward Challenge time.

Two members from each team hold a net up, one person per net. Members of the opposing tribe huck coconuts into the net. It gets heavy. Hold on til you can't hold on no more.

Phillip yells things while they're throwing coconuts in his basket. Seems to work.
Jeff says Sherri is worthless in the challenge. Accurate.
Phillip hangs on and the Favorites win again.
Fans look pretty much crushed.

Back from the challenge...
Holy damn. Reynold finds the rehidden Immunity Idol. I thought they were dumb for looking again.
He tells Eddie that he found it. I'm calling this right now. You shouldn't tell anyone about these things. Prepare your ass. Something's going to bite it soon.

Uh-oh. Brandon is pissed again. Why am I not surprised?
Brandon is butthurt that Phillip was talking about the challenge. More than that. He was butthurt that Phillip was insinuating that he won the challenge.
Phillip was the last man standing. We were there. That happened.
Get over it.
You got out first because they targeted you first. You helped. No one said you didn't. Holy damn.

Then...
Rain. Lots of rain. Pruny feet. Matt's feet look grody.

Morning comes. Brandon is stewing...in his mind. There's discussion of throwing the challenge. Andrea tells Brandon there was discussion of this. This can't end well.

And...Brandon dumps out all the food...

Brandon is such a scumbag. A crazy crazy scumbag.

Lots of talky talk at the Immunity Challenge.
Brandon yells and screams.
Corinne tells Jeff that they're going to forfeit the challenge in order to deal with their tribal issues.
Jeff has Brandon come over and talk it out...and get him away from people that might have punchable faces.
Andrea breaks down a little bit.
More yelling.
Brandon gets crazy eyes...
Jeff institutes an impromptu Tribal Council, right there at the Immunity Challenge.
Verbal vote and Brandon is voted out.
Whoa...

Brandon says he's proud of how he played...that he didn't take any crap, and he was happy with how he went out. Yeah...we'll see at the reunion show. You're gonna watch this back and realize you looked like the biggest asshole on Asshole Mountain.

Quite an ending. Well done, Survivor. After 25 seasons, I'm surprised that I still get to say, "Wow. That's never happened before."