Survivor Caramoan - Fans vs Favorites: Episode 6

Back from the Immunity Challenge/impromptu Tribal Council. There is much talky talk about Brandon's departure. Yes. We can all agree. Dude cray.

Bearded guy, Matt, kisses a little ass before a team switch is announced. Good move...maybe.

Team switch up time. All the big dogs are on the orange team. I think I'm going to have to go with orange.

Over at the orange camp...
Reynold and Eddie tell all the things to Eric and Malcolm.
Sherri tells all the things to Andrea and Brenda.
Favorites are gonna to pick them off. NO DOUBT.

This episode was very quotable. Ahem...
"Most people underestimate me because of my pink underwear."
~Phillip

"He needs a warm glass of shut the hell up."
~Corinne (regarding Phillip)

Immunity Challenge
Run, roll some boxes over, stack said boxes up and have them spell things.
Orange is dominant. Not surprised.
Purple is "pathetic", as Jeff says
They waste lots of time discussi...well...arguing what box goes up first only to have it be the total wrong one. lols, Purple. lols.

Purple's going to Tribal, and there is much ass kissing to Phillip going on. Matt is listening to Phillip's Stealth-R-Us bullshit.
Thank goodness he is only acting like he's taking it seriously. I lose mad respect for you when you take Phillip seriously, people.
Good acting, bro.

Much talky talk happens at camp with lots of lie-y lies to go with it.
Either Julia or Matt seems to be in trouble.
Corinne went a little Mean Girls on Julia to the camera. I see why people don't like you, but you're mildly entertaining, so I still hope you last longer than Phillip.

Tribal Council
Question: How can Corinne look more slutty while wearing more clothes than usual? Quite a feat.
She says she'd like to swap some of the new people into her current alliance. Kissing the ass of the newbies and kicking your current buddies in the boingloings isn't the best strategy. Kind of a douchey couple sentences there, Corinne.

They vote off Matt. That was tricky. All that ass kissing did you nothing. You got voted out AND you have all that doodie on your face. Raw deal.
Julia is kind of a wuss in challenges. I don't think keeping her around is going to be helpful to your longevity y'all.