Tuesday, April 23, 2013

Survivor Caramoan - Fans vs Favorites: Episode 7

Corinne hates Phillip. Phillip hates Corinne. That seems about right.

Phillip really thinks highly of himself. Deceptive strength or something, he says he has. Very confident heading into the challenge. I hope he fails miserably.

He actually challenges Cochran to arm wrestle, like that's some kind of test.


At the Reward Challenge, they're carrying shit around in a circle, trying to catch up to the other team.
A game of stamina, for which Purple team has none.
Purple team decides not to run ever.
I'm not sure what the hell they thought they were going to be able to do.

Sorry...I shouldn't say they. Everybody but Phillip thought it was a recipe for a loss. Terrible strategy. Orange team wins easily.
Phillip seemed to want to save his strength for some turbo boost that never came. Hey bro, the game is over. Whatever you were waiting on...you missed it.

Orange team gets a nice reward with lots of food.
Eric falls asleep on the ground with a cookie in his hand. lol He looks so happy.

Corinne calls Phillip a tubby lunchbox along with many other humorous analogies for fat and unathletic.

Malcolm tries to talk up Reynold. He gets in his good graces so easily. Reynold readily just offers the knowledge that he has an idol.
Reynold...you an idiot. AND a bitch...I still haven't forgot that you were a bitch.

Julia is Phillip's buddy/potential double agent for some unknown reason.
She talks to Dawn about Phillip's talky talk though.
Dawn tells Phillip that Julia told her what he and her were talking about, which stirs the turd.
Julia went from "Who the fuck cares about Julia?" to "Let's vote Julia out." lol Good work, dummy. Your strategy of being mute was working way better.

Immunity Challenge
Purple team is rull bad at boats. They about capsize it twice.
Reynold's pretty good with a grappeling hook. It comes down to Phillip and Reynold again.
Orange wins. Duh. They're fit as hell.

Back at camp, Phillip claims that he threw the challenge.
You're a lying asshole.
Maybe not lying...delusional. You're a delusional asshole.
You know...if you won, you wouldn't have to pick off your own people quite so soon. You're gonna run out of buffer pretty soon.
Phillip wants to split the vote between Michael and Julia.
Corinne doesn't want to split the votes.
It's kind of stupid to split the votes. You know they don't have idols, and it easily leaves the opportunity for a tie vote.

Phillip and Corine are going to blow up on each other. It's only a matter of time.

A revote is required at Tribal.
3 Michael, 3 Julia.
Corinne clearly voted Julia.

Revote happens. Julia is out. Way to stick to your guns, Corinne. Crazy Phillip is not going to be happy though.

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