Survivor Caramoan - Fans vs Favorites: Episode 9

Reynold is trying to be all flirty with Andrea. Fuck your shit. She's smarter than your dumb ass.

Phillip said Sherri is hot. What's going on here with everyone?

Sherri's inducted into Stealth-R-US.
She seems taken in by it.
I hate when you people take him seriously. Roll your eyes at him like any normal person would.

Reward Challenge
Some kind of dock jumping water hand soccer. Yep, that's what it is.
The game is pretty easy. Throw high.
Purple wins.

Eddie, Cochran, Reynold, Michael, and Eric get to go repel down a waterfall and have a picnic lunch as their reward.
Cochran isn't nearly as smooth as the others with the repelling, but he did alright.

The bros try to get Cochran on their side by dissing on the women. Reynold. Fuck your shit two times.
I'm glad Cochran says that bro BS isn't going to work with him at all.
He says he doesn't want to engage in "masculine tomfoolery with these numbskulls." lol Good on ya.

Malcolm starts to work Sherri while back at camp.
He's working on Dawn too.
I'm a little worried about involving her. She's the one that blew the whistle on your last plan, mayne.

She wants to take Malcolm out...
Knew it.
She tells Andrea and Phillip the whole tale.

Shit...you barked up the wrong tree. Quit hitching your wagon to assholes and stool pigeons, Malcolm.
Now that the cat's out of the bag, Phillip is even more convinced of his own awesomeness, like he did something.

Andrea and Eddie start hanging out.
She's trying to get information about Malcolm out of him.
He's a little more sly than I gave him credit for, keeping ahold of all the good information.

Immunity Challenge
Oh my God...water drowning calm test. I'm stressed out just thinking about it.
Float under a grate as the tide rises and try not to freak out as water goes up your face holes. Brutal.
Brenda and Andrea are the final two.
Damn...Andrea is a fighter, man, but Brenda is super zen.
Brenda wins. Wow...good work.

Andrea and Malcolm are lying to each other all day.
The pattern is lie lie lie to each other and then tell Dawn everything.

NOOOO!!!
Malcolm wants to take Andrea out.
I'm rooting for you two, you ass!

Reynold tries to strong arm Dawn into voting with them. Shows her the idol.
This is a new Dawn though. She won't be bullied, and she's going to be sneaky.

Andrea needs to not tell Eddie stuff. She was doing a fairly good job of keeping her cards close to the vest. Keep playing that pretty dummy.
Said dummy tells her that her name's been brought up, and all that good judgement and secret holding starts to waiver though.
She's switching shit up last minute.
Calm your tits!

Tribal Council
More Stealth-R-US talk. Phillip...please kindly shut up.

He makes some valid points about there being a bunch of people left to vote your ass off if you bail on your alliance though.

Malcolm looks visibly concerned. He changes his mind last minute and votes Reynold.

I'm not sure what's going on...




WHAT THE SHIT?!
Jeff asks if anyone would like to use an Immunity Idol, and Reynold stands up.
Malcolm pleas to Reynold that he should give the Idol to him, and the crazy bastard does it!
OH my...
There are votes for Andrea, Reynold, and Michael.
Wow.
Just wow.
Michael is voted out.
Neither Malcolm nor Reynold were really in danger after all that nonsense.
There's going to be some shit that shakes loose after this Tribal Council, for sho.