Wednesday, April 24, 2013

Survivor Caramoan - Fans vs Favorites: Episode 10

After that ridiculous Tribal Council, Malcolm is clearly shunned along with the two dunder heads.

Dawn freaks out crying.
She lost a retainer in the water. Apparently she's missing some teef. We don't care, yo.
No worries! Brenda to the rescue! She helps her look for it and finds it in the water. Brenda is good people.

Reward Challenge
It involves mud, balls, rice, and basket hoops.
Sherri is the slowest balance beamer ever. How are you still here?
Malcolm wastes a lot of time, supposedly to save time for others later. Didn't quite work.
Eric, Cochran, Reynold, Dawn, and Phillip win easily.

On the reward...
Phillip jumps in to this clean pool without showering off first, and a cloud of gross follows him. You nasty. Y'all nasty, but at least they showered off some of the nasty.
Food is eaten. Everyone sleeps on the ground...except for Dawn. She doesn't sleep...she waits.

The next day, Dawn is starting to freak out.
She thinks Andrea is after her.
Dawn will not be a target unless she let's the crazy show.
She's paranoid for no reason, but the paranoia itself is making her a target. Ironical.
Thankfully, she gets a full night's sleep, and it kind of fixes her brain.

Immunity Challenge
It's a weird challenge where you do laps running on top of a dock, swim under the dock, rinse, repeat.
Reynold wins, which puts a little pebble in the Stealth-R-US machine.

Phillip is convinced that Malcolm doesn't have an idol. Ha! He's a rull good liar.
He's looking for the extra one just so he doesn't have to use the one nobody knows about.
He actually finds it in front of everybody. New possibilities emerge!


Tribal Council
Much talky talk about the fact that Malcolm, Reynold, and Eddie are on the bottom.
Malcolm flaunts the idol he just found and brings out his super secret immunity idol and gives it to Eddie.
Wow.
Nobody knows what the hell to do now.
A lot of people whisper about Andrea. NOOOO, you bastards.

Malcolm says that Phillip is who the "three amigos" are going to vote for.
This is amazing.
Yes. Vote Phillip. Everybody please vote Phillip.

Phillip says they should stick with the original plan. Pretty dumb, but I like it. Go with that.

They vote.
Both Malcolm and Eddie play their idols.

Fucking amazing...
The others do stick with their original plan, the three boys vote Phillip, and all the other votes don't count because they're for Malcolm and Eddie.
Fucking amazing...
Phillip is gone. I hoped this day would come.

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